Edited By Tameem666
Hudsucker State Penitentiary
No, no...
Just fried Gurwitz
You're next, Ajax
But I'm innocent, innocent I tell ya
Don't give them the satisfaction
Ajax!
Well, good luck kid, give my regards to God
Come on, I got a seat for ya!
Say, you look like a couple of reasonable fellows
so let me explain what's going on here
I'm not supposed to be here!
It's all a big mistake
It's not hard killing and
these things do happen and
naturally I can explain everything
see I only worked for Mr Odegard and Mr Trend
I was an employee in the security shop
and Mr Odegard wasn't a very nice guy and...
Don't sit up Vic!
I guess he was planning to sell the shop right up
from under Mr Trend's nose
Oh, tell me Odegard dear l-o-b-e love it
Did it die, did it... trip your alarm?
Frankly, Renaldo, what you do with this shop
after you bought it doesn't interest me in the least
Let's keep this little transaction to ourselves
I wouldn't want my partner to know he's losing his business
Somehow, Mr Trend must have found out about it
Mr Trend wasn't such a bad guy
but he and his wife have spent...
their whole life into that business and...and...
Mr Trend would have done anything for his wife, anything
Hello, exterminators, Trend?
Are you there?
Give me the word, come on
We Kill All Sizes
Tonight, you'll be working late, alone...
and make it quick
I don't want him to suffer
Do you hear that? He doesn't want him to suffer!
Helene, I'll never let that rat destroy our happiness
you can count on it
So, sssooo you see...
I had no idea Mr Trend was up to something
nobody did, he was between the two partners
:...I had nothing to do with it
:f you could only find Nancy, she's my witness
if you could only find her she'll tell you I'm totally innocent
She'll tell you the whole time I was across the street from the shop
installing the video security system
in Mr Trend's apartment building
Mr Trend!
Honey, I'm home
Who is it?
It's me Mr Trend!
Oh, hi! Vic, what's on your mind?
It's only a stamp thing, it's a broom closet!
Well, one more camera
Mr. Trend and it's...
back to the shop
Fine, back to the...
You know Vic, I'm glad we ran into each other
in this amusing fashion
For a long time now we've been working hard with you
you know you're always been more than just an employee
to Helene and :
Honey, I'm home
You find this work appealing don't you Vic?
And how, Mr Trend!
But have you ever thought about the grand design?
You know, there's something missing in there Vic
A door Mr Trend?
What's behind the door Vic?
Oh,... Oh...Jeez,...
Mr. Trend I'd love to have it for you but on my salary
a larger apartment is...
I'm not talking about the anteroom, Vic...
I'm talking about the little princess inside
Lord knows I'll do anything for Helene
Don't go back to the shop
Take the rest of the day off, now you go out and find a little princess
that you'd do anything for her, now you go out here and find yours
Oh, Thanks Mr. Trend
Just make sure that... she knows who's the boss
Okay-okay Mr. Trend
How are you Colonel?
Adequate
One might be loving hell of a storm
You know how I can tell?
No, how?
Steel plate in my head
Yes sir, career was no picnic
Word of advice son, when you hook up for a gee
don't fuck with the silly that lives out
Shields with nobody but present arms
Yes Sir, there is one a woman I can take care of herself...
all by herself...
Taking care of herself, that's important but two people
taking care of each other, that's romance...romance
Let's see:
How to Talk to Girls
chapter one: The perfect woman
Of course the perfect woman is not just gonna walk into my life, Gee...
Ohhooooooooo. Holy bolly!
Oh! my goodness, are you OK?
Come on fuck, you're in the middle of the road!
You're a maniac!
:ncredible, I've never seen anything like that!
Are you all right? Oh, oh!!
Oh you've got it in here... Jesus!
One more thing child, don't you ever call me a maniac
Are you all right?
Yeah, are you all right?
Me? Yes
Excuse me?
What?
Oh, :... :...I thought you... said something
No
Oh...you didn't?
Well...Thanks again
Oh! Would you... Iike...to have...
some lunch some evening?
I'm sorry, No!
Ah, or a cup of coffee?
No, no, really, :...
Ah, Ok!
No, that's not...really... :...
:f you're not hungry maybe we could just chat...
Hey, hey!
...I've got the rest of my day off and...
Renaldo!
Hi! Hey cupcake
Say, where were you?
I had to walk home from work
Oh! :... Oh :... ran into an old army buddy
and I was detained
Hi, I'm Vic
Glad to know you
Say, what the hell, in the neighborhood
what do you say
you and I go out and draw a couple of hours, huh?
Well, I don't know...
The date then 8 o'clock Rialto Caf?, hey...
Well, Okay!
Socially the man's a genius, I wonder if he's read this book
Bye Baby!
Good bye Renaldo, good bye!
Nobody... in the city... I ain't seen nothing like this...
Storm! City in Chaos!
Are you OK?
Jesus, I don't know
Did you see that?
Helene, please come away from the window
:s that Mr Odegard's car down there?
Honey, this roast is absolutely delicious
:s Mr Odergard working late tonight?
No, he went home, to eat his dinner
he was very hungry when he went home
Ho, it looks like there is a light on down there
Helene, your food's getting cold
He's still there honey it's half passed 7 o'clock
I didn't know he'd still there honey
I didn't know that Mr Odergard would be working late tonight
Wait, I think somebody's with him
I'm going down there
Get off that fucking window!
I'm sorry
I'll go down
You can't go out in this... terrible weather
Don't call anybody
I'll see what's going on
Remember what I said
I didn't expect him in the shop tonight
it's a complete surprise to me, a total surprise...and...
You'd like that wouldn't you baby?
A thousand guys would give a thousand bucks to have dinner
with a girl like that
Just look at that guy
I'm not that kind of girl!
Well, with a little of practice you could learn to be
Nice tie!
Ooh! $ 76
Ok, here is forty
you took the dinner, I had the appetizer
Call me a sport
I'd call you a heel!
So I'm a heel
So whatever? So are you
Maybe I'm just a guy who hates heels
Maybe I'm a heel who hates guys who hate heels
Oh yeah? Well maybe I'm a guy...
Oh, ah...
Loser
Oh oh in the eye, noodles
No one! No one!
What the hell am I doing here?
I got a Jesus Christ
how do I get myself into this?
So partner...
Nobody makes a fool out of Ernest Aloysius Trend
now everything's hunky-dory
No witnesses, I know Officer
I couldn't say where he is
Enemies? Not that I know of, knew of...
Yes Donald was very much beloved by all
Of course, sure he's all right
Ah, ha, ha...!
Ernest, is everything all right?
Yes fine.... the shop
Are you sure?
...back door...
Ok, and come on honey, your dinner is getting cold
Ok, I'm coming home dear, good bye
I used to think that the key to happiness...
was the insulation and repair of small electrical appliances
but...but I don't claim to know
about the grand design
but lately I haven't been able to
shake the feeling that something's missing
and I'm not talking about the four year at the anteroom
Cherish is the word I'd use to describe all the feelings that I have
I didn't hear for you inside
I don't know how many times I wish that I had told you
I don't know how many times I wish that I could hold you
I don't know how many times...
I wish that I could mould you into someone...
I haven't seen you here before
I like that kind of woman
You're cute
Keep talking baby, maybe you'll tell me something
I don't know about me
...I don't know how many times I wish that I could hold you
I don't how many times I wish...
Arthur,... For all we know, this is the guy that hired us
Now it's a two for one sale
So, I guess, what I'm trying to say is that the perfect woman is
is pretty much in the eye of the beholder
Strange how some dames dick round
where they can have frame rare
Oh you're rare!
No one can be perfect on the alarm
Each person needs someone to
believe them, to see them as being someone special
people shouldn't be afraid to take care of each other
Nancy, today, when I saw you fall
all I wanted to do is take care of you
I did... didn't you...
Wow!
Ernest Aloysius Trend, what on Earth is keeping you?
Have a cab? You'll pay for that
I don't want to break a hundred
I take the bag sir
Lady, you haven't seen nothing...yet!
God mother's son, what is all that work about here?
Victor, you're a very nice guy
and I appreciate what you try to do for me tonight
but this is one woman who can take care of herself
Vic, would you lend me $ 36?
Sure!
:f I had $ 36...
I don't usually walk around with that much money on me!
So where on Earth am I going to get $ 36?
Ladies and gentlemen
the winner of tonight's Rialto dance riot will receive $ 36
Woman found torn limb from limb in west side apartment
Operator
It's an emergency... oh please, help me...
there's a man...ah!
Well you see my husband was across the street and...
ah...ah...before that, I've seen Mr Odegard
I've seen the car too late and :...
Where am :?
I like it that way
Help! Help!
Stop it you little punk
I'll kick your ass
Buckwheat I was going to give you an advantage
...Iook at God sweetheart, Mister or use the button
what used to be and what made it
Mr Yarman?
Right down Mrs. Trend there's one way to catch the rat in the dark
you wait
Rat, he just got to show you his pink little ass
You can't seem to catch this rat!
I'll get you
I even made what you could get away from Mr Yarman
You see?
It's a long road that's got no end
To catch a rat, you got to find him first
Right
A rat like me is hard to find
Oh honey, look at that man!
I'm not getting involved
Hey, what's so funny of this rat to us
Taxi
Some night hah?
Some night? It couldn't have possibly been worst
I always keep run over, I lose a dance contest
get stood up by a heel
and spend most of the evening washing dishes to...
pay for a good time I didn't have
It couldn't possibly have been worst
You met me didn't ya?
Exactly
I think things could have been a lot worst
Look at the bright side
You and your bright side?
There is no bright side
You're not being rational Nancy
of course there is a bright side
No bright side, no bright side, no bright side, NO BR:GHT S:DE!
Nancy, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that... Oh!
I can take care of myself
Of course you can, Nancy
but taking care of each other, that's what's important
Your Gift Will Help A Needy Child On Christmas
You're ruining my day
What did I do?
What's all that noise?
Car 9, car 9 report to Watchtower apartments
...who are you anyway...